Good Morning, people of the year 2016.
I, am Bunnylord. Giant Purple Rabbit from the Future, Future Leader of England and star of NOT A HERO, the game that people are calling the best cover based 2D side scrolling shooter with Politics since that mod for Kane and Lynch that let you play as George W Bush. In 2D.
You may not yet have heard about NOT A HERO, because so far the people that code me were only able to make the game work on a PC computer box. We had always intended to bring me to the PS4, but the road has been long, bumpy and filled with unpleasant turtles.